"well i graded your tests"
"no one got above a C"
My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.
IM FUCKIN CRYING
Melissa McCarthy wearing custom Marchesa at the 2014 Emmy Awards
White girls need to stop thinking they can fight lmao