ayyoo-river:

"well i graded your tests"

"no one got above a C"


iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.



guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING


im watchin top model from last week and id make out with romeo so hard. 


sartorialbliss:

Melissa McCarthy wearing custom Marchesa at the 2014 Emmy Awards

sartorialbliss:

Melissa McCarthy wearing custom Marchesa at the 2014 Emmy Awards


girlfights:

White girls need to stop thinking they can fight lmao



*bangs fists rhythmically on the table* we want dick! we want dick!